shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

(via kenjimobile)

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4 days ago

isimonito:

prozdvoices:

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I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.

This is so beautiful there is not a day I will not reblog this

(via kenjimobile)

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4 days ago

pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.

(via explodingpringlescans)

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4 days ago
poryqon:

Look at this flying loaf of hair

poryqon:

Look at this flying loaf of hair

(Source: leslizzrables, via do-not-feed-the-animal)

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4 days ago

raven:

raven:

Oh snap, I just read my own mind!

Oh wait everybody can do that.

(via introvertedcat)

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1 week ago