marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

(Source: bepsiboy, via j4kestanczak)

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1 day ago
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via j4kestanczak)

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1 day ago

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

(via stardust-and-dopamine)

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
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1 day ago

kristoffbjorgman:

Top 10 Disney Movies (as voted by my followers)
#1  - Frozen (2013)
#2 - The Little Mermaid (1989)
#3 - Tangled (2010)
#4 - Beauty and the Beast (1991)
#5 - Mulan (1998)
#6 - The Princess and the Frog (2009)
#7 - Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
#8 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
#9 - Lilo and Stitch (2002)
#10 - The Lion King (1994)

(via doortothekey)

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1 week ago

imnotfine-atall:

mattharv666:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

Look at how fucking adorable that kid is holy fucking shit

Oh my god. That’s the sweetest thing. You go girl!

(via indeedy-do)

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1 week ago
lightlikeafeatherflies:

i-kill-people-in-my-dreams:

poni3s:

disintegrated-shards-of-hope:

we-cant-all-be-strong:

whenever i see pictures or posts about her i cry because she was gorgeous both inside and out and even though i never knew her, she is in my heart everyday
e-n-d-l-e-s-s-pain:
this girl’s gone and i think it’d be nice if everyone could reblog this no matter what kind of blog you have in her memory because she deserved it, she was the nicest girl ever, and it’d just be plain disrespectful if you didn’t reblog this

rip liv <3

some people won’t even reblog this because “it doesn’t fit my blog” “ugh i can’t let my followers see this” “idgaf”. please don’t be heartless and reblog. i know you have a soft side in you. RIP Liv 

we miss you, liv

RIP Liv. <3

lightlikeafeatherflies:

i-kill-people-in-my-dreams:

poni3s:

disintegrated-shards-of-hope:

we-cant-all-be-strong:

whenever i see pictures or posts about her i cry because she was gorgeous both inside and out and even though i never knew her, she is in my heart everyday

e-n-d-l-e-s-s-pain:

this girl’s gone and i think it’d be nice if everyone could reblog this no matter what kind of blog you have in her memory because she deserved it, she was the nicest girl ever, and it’d just be plain disrespectful if you didn’t reblog this

rip liv <3

some people won’t even reblog this because “it doesn’t fit my blog” “ugh i can’t let my followers see this” “idgaf”. please don’t be heartless and reblog. i know you have a soft side in you. RIP Liv 

we miss you, liv

RIP Liv. <3

(via broken-from-memories)

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