konkeydongcountry:

jason-brody:

coryy:

who in the fucking world

we did it bro

a portal cake joke in 2014

jesus didn’t die for this

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detectiveloser:

pictures-to-prove-it:

BBC Sherlock S3 Character Alignments

Irene Adler made deals with actual terrorist organizations, put “the lives of millions of British citizens at risk” ( her words)….and somehow Mary Watson is the “neutral evil”. 

Yup. 

Since I am in such a good mood for some Mary wank right now.

First, what exactly does chaotic neutral and neutral evil mean?

Chaotic neutrals are generally free spirits. They value individualism. They’d go on great lengths to protect their freedom but couldn’t care less about others’. They don’t disrupt a good organization unless they’re driven by their need for themselves. Which was exactly what Irene Adler did in ASiB, if you recall. She cornered the British Government for her own safety and gain. It wasn’t her who had deals with terrorist organizations, it was Moriarty. You do know how Moriarty works, right? Clients ask for help and he gives out plans. Irene only followed them to achieve what she wants. And we have no canonical evidence of this anyway.

Neutral evils, on the other hand, does whatever they can get away with. They have no qualms in turning on their allies for their own sake. They do not care about who they kill, whatever the reason is. They also hold no regard of the laws and morals because they think those won’t make them any better.

Mary Morstan, on the other hand, did kill a lot of people for money. That’s what assassins do, right? If we watched the same episode, you’d know that she lied to John all throughout their relationship, potentially endangering his life without him having any idea about it, oh, and she shot Sherlock that made him flatline for a minute there and continued to threaten him while he was still fresh from being woken up, not to mention that she kept all her assassin gear, also potentially endangering her unborn child’s life and hasn’t shown any sign of remorse until the episode ended. Sounds like a neutral evil character to me.

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spoopykylebroflovski:

siphilemon:

princess-blitzscream:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

true gangsters

#not as much of an asshole as you could’ve been

He also opened 84 soup kitchens during the Great Depression, and he’s commonly known as the modern day Robin Hood because he tended to steal money and goods from the rich in order to give back to society and the poor

spoopykylebroflovski:

siphilemon:

princess-blitzscream:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

true gangsters

He also opened 84 soup kitchens during the Great Depression, and he’s commonly known as the modern day Robin Hood because he tended to steal money and goods from the rich in order to give back to society and the poor

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reblog if u are a LESBIAN, support LESBIANS, or are an ANGRY SPACE WITCH THAT IS TIRED OF THE BOURGEOISIE

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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

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mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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ineffably-crowley:

gingerdonna:

GUYS BUT IMAGINE THEATRE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

A WITCH STANDING IN THE WINGS CASTING A TRANSFIGURATION CHARM ON THE PUMPKIN 

ANIMAGI ACTORS PLAYING IN THE LION KING SO THERE ARE ACTUAL LIONS ONSTAGE

ALADDIN’S FLYING CARPET ACTUALLY FLYING

ELPHABA GETTING ON A REAL BROOM AND FLYING AROUND THE THEATRE SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

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